Posted on Apr 20, 2014

District 2 Odd Jobs Quest Guide

Family Guy Bruce Odd Jobs Icon

Odd Jobs Pt. 1

Description: Bruce loses his new job before he gets to start.

How to [0] Make Bruce Fret About Something (6 hours)

Rewards: 75 Coins and 50 XP

Dialogue

[Beginning of the Quest]

Character Dialogue
Family Guy Bruce Icon Oh, no! The chicken fight ruined my new job before I could even start! How will I maintain my h…s… lifestyle, which involves vacationing 48 out of the 52 weekends in a year?!

[End of the Quest]

Character Dialogue
Family Guy Bruce Icon Can’t believe I lost my new job before my first day. Thanks for listening y’all.
Family Guy Bruce Icon The bitches at the salon say I can be a tiny bit dramatic when my life is literally coming to an end.

Odd Jobs Pt. 2

Description: Bruce is determined to get a new job

How to [0] Help Bruce search for a Job (1 hour)

Rewards: 75 Coins and 50 XP

Dialogue

[Beginning of the Quest]

Character Dialogue
Family Guy Bruce Icon I didn’t need that other job, anyway. I’m gonna find a new job and reward myself by spending the entire first paycheck on scarves and outrageous shirts!

[End of the Quest]

Character Dialogue
Family Guy Bruce Icon Finding a new job sure is tricky. I got some nibbles but no bites. Maybe I should give the job market half a white wine spritzer. I know that works on Jeffrey.

Odd Jobs Pt. 3

Description: Bruce considers studying psychology

How to [0] Make Bruce Be a Good Listener (4 hours)

Rewards: 75 Coins and 50 XP

Dialogue

[Beginning of the Quest]

Character Dialogue
Family Guy Bruce Icon Still no job, but maybe I could be a therapist that everyone tells their secrets to. Then I’ll know all the best gossip in town like that piece of human garbage Harvey Levin!

[End of the Quest]

Character Dialogue
Family Guy Bruce Icon I tried my best to listen to y’all, but I guess being a shrink ain’t for me. That’s for Jeffrey when he goes in the swimming pool.. G.y Slam!

Odd Jobs Pt. 4

Description: Bruce pursues his passion

How to
[0] Help Bruce Pass Out Flyers (2 hours)

Rewards: 115 Coins and 75 XP

Dialogue

[Beginning of the Quest]

Character Dialogue
Family Guy Bruce Icon I don’t know why I’m so worried about finding a job. I should just follow my passion: giving dogs crazy haircuts!
Family Guy Bruce Icon I gave Mollie here bangs. She’s like an itty-bitty Zooey Deschanel!

[End of the Quest]

Character Dialogue
Family Guy Bruce Icon Yay, now I have a job! I’ve had zero customers, but I can still call myself an entrepreneur on Grindr.

Odd Jobs Pt. 5

Description: Bruce needs to buy new clothes for Jeffrey

How to
[0] Buld Madeleine’s Boutique (District 3); 450 Coins and 45 minutes.
[0] Buld the Used Clothing Store

Rewards: 225 Coins and 150 XP

Dialogue

[Beginning of the Quest]

Character Dialogue
Family Guy Bruce Icon I gotta buy, Jeffrey some new clothes. I swear, without me, he’d just be walking around with his bare ding dong swing’ to and fro.

[End of the Quest]

Character Dialogue
Family Guy Bruce Icon yay! Taking fashion advice from a guy wearing a vest is always a good idea.

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4 Responses to “District 2 Odd Jobs Quest Guide”

  1. Rocko says:

    Why is hxmxsexual not written out? I am not homosexual myself but I find it offensive that you would censor that word.

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